I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Randomize
