You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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