Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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