new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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