jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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