Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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