i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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