he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I love you.
Bad choice
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