Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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