You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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