Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
