After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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