actually, I'm a sock model
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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