the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Randomize