He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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