is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
