I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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