Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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