NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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