Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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