Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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