We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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