Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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