Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Hippo gnu deer
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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