what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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