Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
If I die, sorry about rent.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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