he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Verdict: uncircumcised.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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