Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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