I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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