I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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