We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I fill condoms, not promises.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
