the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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