dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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