i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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