There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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