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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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