Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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