we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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