Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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