Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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