Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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