therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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