no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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