Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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