You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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