At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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