wat bout pragnant strippers??
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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