something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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