Need sex. Gaining weight.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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