So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
