Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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