biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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