I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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