the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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