We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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